Notes from the 'What the..." Folder

What the hell happened when George met Jack? Time mag is reporting that they've seen five photographs of George Bush with disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff...dems are salivating over the t-shirt opportunites...I can already envision an enterprising photoshop junkie with a gay porn archive...Hell, I'lll buy one...

Jack and George went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jack came down with two-fifty...
Whoa!
(Apologies to the Diceman)

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CIA claims top Al-Queda operatives killed in Pakistan bombing (with no mention of the women & children allegedly killed). Pakistani Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz says, "What the hell are you talking about?" Actually he said, "There is no evidence, as of half an hour ago, that there were any other people there"

CIA response: "Ummm, yeah..."

Stay naked.