Tuesday, August 08, 2006

I couldn't resist.



This is just one of those 'only on the web' kind of stories. 'The Rapture Index' is for real. In the interest of fairness, I will let the webmaster explain it himself
The Rapture Index has two functions: one is to factor together a number of related end time components into a cohesive indicator, and the other is to standardize those components to eliminate the wide variance that currently exists with prophecy reporting.

The Rapture Index is by no means meant to predict the rapture, however, the index is designed to measure the type of activity that could act as a precursor to the rapture.

You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.


The higher the number...the faster we're moving towards the occurence of pre-tribulation rapture. Let's see the numbers
Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts


Whoa. So anything above 145 it's go time. Where are we at right now?
Rapture Index 158


Oh oh. What are the criteria?

1. False Christs
2. Occult
3. Satanism
4. Unemployment
5. Inflation
6. Interest Rates
7. The Economy
8. Oil Supply/Price
9. Debt and Trade
10. Financial unrest
11. Leadership
12. Drug abuse
13. Apostasy
14. Supernatural
15. Moral Standards
16. Anti-Christian
17. Crime Rate
18. Ecumenism
19. Globalism
20. Tribulation Temple
21. Anti-Semitism
22. Israel
23. Gog (Russia)
24. Persia (Iran)
25. The False Prophet
26. Nuclear Nations
27. Global Turmoil
28. Arms Proliferation
29. Liberalism
30. The Peace Process
31. Kings of the East
32. Mark of the Beast
33. Beast Government
34. The Antichrist
35. Date Settings
36. Volcanoes
37. Earthquakes
38. Wild Weather
39. Civil Rights
40. Famine
41. Drought
42. Plagues
43. Climate
44. Food Supply
45. Floods


Wow. So what can be done? Apparently nothing...other then accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior of course.

Stay Wiggley and as always...

Stay Naked.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Seven Star Hand said...

Understanding the Fatal Flaws in Judeo-Christian-Islamic Prophecy

Hello NakedZoo and all,

I reckon I'm considered in several spots on that list. Guess these deluded souls are in for a lesson that will never be forgotten.

Remember the saying that "the truth will set you (and others) free?" How does "opening one's eyes to the truth" relate to "making the blind see again" or "shining the light" or "illuminating a subject?" Notice the inherent symbolism associated with this supposed New Testament "miracle?"

Pay close attention, profundity knocks at the door, listen for the key. Be Aware! Scoffing causes blindness...

Here's the key to proving that the rapture and related expectations are complete nonsense based on the failure to understand (and the purposeful confounding of) the ancient Hebrew symbology used to construct all of these prophecies. Consequently, Christian timelines and interpretations of these prophecies are verifiably wrong on many key points.

Did you ever consider that Christianity is the False Prophet symbolized in the Apocalypse, that Rome (Vatican/Papacy) is the so-called anti-messiah, and Jesus Christ is the false messiah? I have produced stunning and comprehensive proof that this is the true interpretation of pivotal prophecies long confounded by Christianity's founders and leaders. Recasting the symbolism of earlier Hebrew texts as literal events in the New Testament is one of the central deceptions associated with Christianity.

The symbolism of seven years (tribulation, etc.) refers to seven 360-year cycles on the Hebrew calendar. Ezekiel 39.9 is referring to the 10th to 16th cycles inclusive, while the Apocalypse symbolizes the 11th cycle (second temple period) until now, the beginning of the 17th cycle (seventh angel/star/seal, etc.). Greece (Alexander the Great) conquered the Persian Empire and Judea during the 10th cycle and Rome did so again during the 11th cycle. Both Ezekiel and the Apocalypse are symbolizing an overlapping period of time that starts during ancient Judea and ends now. Gog refers to Greco-Romans (...from the "isles"), which means Magog is Eurasia and the "army" that besets "Israel" for seven "years" refers to the activities of the nations of the Greco-Roman/Vatican Empire over the previous two-plus millennia.

It is completely wrong to interpret any of these prophecies as literal timelines and events. Unlike Christian assertions, they symbolize long periods of time, pivotal situations, and the flow of activities during that period. Remember, they were written by ancient Hebrew sages, not Romans or other Europeans, and Revelation is the most symbolic of all prophecies. Consequently, in this context, "years" and "times" are symbols for 360-year cycles on the Hebrew calendar and days symbolize literal years. Therefore "Judgement Day," "Great Day" and "in that day" all refer to a literal year-long period. Accordingly, the so-called "Seven Years Tribulation" began in ancient Judea and is now nearing its end, not starting. The nations and followers of all three faiths of Abraham have been thoroughly deceived by Rome during the previous age, which ended in year 2000 (5760). A new age began in 2001 (5761) and now the seventh angel has begun to sound!

Read the full article below:

Here is Wisdom

Peace...

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