Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Why, Pakistan, Why ?


Pakistan has inexplicably decided to delete a panegyric of praise to President Bush from its textbooks for sixteen-year-olds.
The first letters of each line of the poem spell out "President George W. Bush".

The poems itself contains such stirring material as:

"Never back down when he sees what is true,
Tells it all straight, and means it all, too"

and

"Bracing for war, but praying for peace,
Using his power so evil will cease".

The Zoo thinks this poem should be posted in public places in lieu of the Ten Commandments and can't imagine why Pakistan, who started this good work, has now decided to back down.

The Zoo also recommends that you possess a strong stomach, a good sense of humor and a large bucket before reading the whole thing here.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I needed a bigger bucket.
-Rik

10:42 PM  

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