Remember Tinkerbell ?

Some of you are too old ( to remember anything) and some of you are too young and some of you are too cool, but most of you remember Tinkerbell, Peter Pan's pixie pal.

And, if so, you remember that she almost died and we all had to save her by saying "I BELIEVE" at the tops of our tiny voices. Remember ? Did you believe ? Do you still ?

Then you are ready for Steorn.

"What's a Steorn ?", we hear you ask. Well, click on the link and you'll discover everything we know. For instance:

• Steorn promises a limitless source of free energy. That's right, boys and girls, FREE energy and all you could ever want.
• Steorn is being ignored by the scientific community. Can't think why.
• Steorn violates the law of conservation of energy (they said it, we didn't).
• Steorn is illustrated by a diagram that looks like it was drawn by a six year old and by a comparison to the "energy you gain" when you walk uphill and back down.
• "Engineers and scientists" have validated the process, but only "off the record". You can't make this stuff up.
  

What the site doesn't say is that Steorn also violates the rule that if something seems too good to be true it usually is.

Steorn is running a full page ad in The Economist which is where we ran across them. They are looking for a panel of scientists to evaluate their claims. We can hardly wait.

There is, of course, a chance that Steorn is on the up and up and that the world's energy problems are about to disappear like pixie dust. There is also a chance that George Bush will celebrate Christmas in Baghdad judging the first annual Shia-Sunni Santa Contest.

So, by all means, keep and open mind and, at all costs,

Stay Naked
jd