No Confidence Vote on Rumsfeld ?

The Democrats in Congress, apparently led by Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA), are planning to turn a Pentagon budget bill into a vote of no confidence in Secretary of Defense and winner of the Presidential Medal of Freedom Donald H. Rumsfeld.

Ever eager to participate in the workings of the democratic processes that make this the greatest country on the face of the earth, the Zoo presents its Unofficial Donald H. Rumsfeld Vote of No Confidence Ballot, suitable for framing or printing out and forwarding to Sen. Boxer, either by email at boxer.senate.gov or snail mail to 112 Hart Senate Office Building, Washington, D.C. 20510-0505.

UNOFFICIAL RUMSFELD NO CONFIDENCE BALLOT

A CITIZEN AND OR RESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I HEREBY VOTE THE INDICATED LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE IN DONALD H. RUMSFELD AS SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, CONSIDERING HIS ROLES IN THE FOMENTING OF THE WAR IN IRAQ, THE MISTREATMENT OF PRISONERS AT GLOBAL LOCATIONS TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION AND THE INVASION AND ABANDONMENT OF AFGHANISTAN.

1. NONE

2. NOT ANY

3. NOT A BIT

4. ZERO

5. ZILCH

6. NADA

7. NAUGHT

8. BLOODY F&%K ALL

9. ZIP

10. NOT AN IOTA

11. NOT A JOT

12. NOT A TRACE

13. NOT A SPECK

14. NOT A HINT

15. NOT A SMIDGEN

16. OTHER ____________

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jd