Israel Targets Gays for Death

On the virtual eve of the International Gay Pride parade in Jerusalem Israel announced an NIS 20,000 (USD4336.86) reward for the killing of any “Sodomite”.

The reward, announced on an anonymous flyer, for which no known group has taken responsibility, was none the less denounced as an “act of defamation and a hate crime by the State of Israel” by Brendan Gayguy, international coordinator for the upcoming parade.

“Israel must be held to the standard by which it judges others”, declared Gayguy. Noting that there was no evidence whatsoever to link the Israeli government to the reward offer, Gayguy nonetheless insisted on governmental responsibility.

“It is well know that the Palestinian Authority has no control over Hamas militias and the government of Lebanon no control over Hezbollah,” Gayguy observed, “but this has not prevented Israel from launching full-scale military assaults against the Lebanese and Palestinian peoples in retaliation for actions taken by independent militias.”

Gayguy promised the full power of his organization would be turned against Israel and that Israelis would “pay a severe price” for the anti-Gay reward.

President Bush urged Gayguy and his organization to “act with caution” while noting that “Gays have the right to defend themselves”, thereby condoning anything up to a tactical nuclear strike on Jerusalem.

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