Bill Frist in 08!

God I hope so...he's such a nut-job that one can only pray for him to be in the race. He's almost as good as Dan Quayle. How can I say such a thing? Did you get a chance to read Frists recent comments on his leadership position and oratory style? Read on...

Here's Bill on 'the real Bill Frist'

"Frist said late Tuesday that once out of the Senate, "you'll see, as you do now, the real Bill Frist, but unencumbered by having responsibilities of leading this body, which results in negotiated positions."

What the hell is he talking about? So the 'real bill' is only going to come into focus once 'this fake bill you see now' has NO responsibilites and NO longer has to make any compromises? I can hardly wait. God forbid we should expect our future Presidents to have any responsibilities or compromise on anything....

It gets better:)

On his speaking style:

"I will have to really work hard on it," Frist said. "As a surgeon, I did my best work when people were sound asleep, cutting out their hearts, putting new hearts in.

"And now what I need to do, everybody says, is do your best work and not put people to sleep. That's what I'll work on."

Hm. Not sure what to say here. So he's at his best when dealing with anesthesized voters, preferably while in the process of cutting out their hearts and he currently has set his sights on 'not putting people to sleep'. Aim high Bill...

So, in summation, Bill isn't 'real' unless he is unemployed and no one asks him to do anything and he a dynamite talker if you happen to be unconscious and minus your heart...

Possible Frist T-Shirts...

No Heart? Vote First 08'!

Asleep at the Wheel? Frist for Real...08'

I hope he said this crap on cam. Just loop it and send it out over the airwaves...

Stay Naked

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*The quote in the graphic above is from Frists own autobiography. Buy a copy HERE:)

Even if you don't buy it, go to read the 'comments'. Here's my fave:

"The implication is that since no one forced Frist to do this that he got some sort of emotional thrill from killing and cutting up these unfortunate cats and kittens that he kidnapped under false pretenses. There is a word for people like that: sociopath."