Interlibrary loan...or Al Queda plot?

You be the judge.

Highly suspicious UMASS Senior requests Mao Tse-Tungs 'Little Red Book' on an interlibrary loan so he can complete a term paper. What happens next?

Two agents from the Office of Homeland Security visit him at his parents New Bedford, CT home. STORY HERE.

Thanks to the vigilant peering eye of the federal government, a malicious term paper plot was thwarted. President Bush praised the agents in a Rose Garden ceremony:

"These kinda agents are the reason we're safer yesterday going into tomorrow and making terrorists threaten free people everywhere"

A baffled press corps needed Tylenol with coedine to continue.

Stay Naked and for gods sake...don't go to libraries.