Is anyone listening? A-B-R-A-M-O-F-F...

This unfolding story is making Plamegate seem like the Watergate break-in...From" "I can't believe they outed a CIA agent!...to: "Our entire freaking government is for sale to the highest bidder"

Are you the Leader of a West African nation who wants to meet with President Bush?

Got NINE MILLION?

You're in.

Did I make that up? Not according to the NY Times. According to the aforelinked story, Jack Abramoff told West African President Omar Bongo of Gabon he could broker a meeting with Bush...10 months after making the offer Bush met with him....coincidence? Yes, according to the White House whose ability to lie shamelessly is well-documented...

Stay Naked.