The Naked Zoo Boldly Predicts . . .

Nothing. We're not predicting the sun is going to come up. We're not going to predict George Bush will mangle the language or that Tom DeLay will profess his innocence.

We're not predicting attacks on Iran, failures in Iraq or unrest in Afghanistan. Not major hurricanes, rising sea temperatures or species extinctions.

Election frauds, corporate malfeasances or celebrity addictions, arrests, couplings and un. Couplings, that is. ? Fuhgeddaboutit !

Why ?

The field is already too crowded. You want political predictions, go HERE. End of the world calendars ? HERE. Celebrities ? Of course.

Type "Predictions 2006" into Google and you get 9,510,000 hits. No thanks. Stampedes are not our favorite mode of travel.

Stuff will happen in 2006. We'll be there for you.

Stay Naked.